congressbaseballfan [she/her] to askchapo • edit-23 years agoWhat the fuck.. is this real? I am having a moral panic about thisimagemessage-square215 fedilinkarrow-up1179file-text
arrow-up1179imageWhat the fuck.. is this real? I am having a moral panic about thiscongressbaseballfan [she/her] to askchapo • edit-23 years agomessage-square215 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCthulhusIntern [he/him]hexbear46·3 years agoGod is all-knowing, yet he did not even notice that loophole, but since the exact wording says that's OK, he's forced to declare it Not Sin. link
minus-square10000Sandwiches [he/him]hexbear37·3 years ago"And thus He spoke unto them 'You got me on this one. Y'all crazy.'" link
minus-squareThomasMuentzner [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear18·3 years agogod just got lawyerd hard by the Mormon Kiddies .... well cope ! link
minus-squareOgdenTO [he/him]hexbear5·3 years agoGod wrote the Bible as a legal document, and all loopholes are intentional and part of God's plan link
God is all-knowing, yet he did not even notice that loophole, but since the exact wording says that's OK, he's forced to declare it Not Sin.
"And thus He spoke unto them 'You got me on this one. Y'all crazy.'"
"Heavens! I'm owned"
god just got lawyerd hard by the Mormon Kiddies ....
well cope !
God wrote the Bible as a legal document, and all loopholes are intentional and part of God's plan