Alaskaball [comrade/them]A to memes • 3 years agoFlorida Man goes on a grand road trip with a witch to fill a hole in his soul with friendship while chased by a gimp and Italian in a Carnevale mask (kotor 2)imagemessage-square70 fedilinkarrow-up159
arrow-up159imageFlorida Man goes on a grand road trip with a witch to fill a hole in his soul with friendship while chased by a gimp and Italian in a Carnevale mask (kotor 2)Alaskaball [comrade/them]A to memes • 3 years agomessage-square70 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareGamer_time [he/him]hexbear12·edit-23 years agoFlorida man travels the world with 3 others to defeat an eldritch space horror from the past and his neighbour, succeeds Florida man tasked with changing a lightbulb, learns about Asimov's three laws and their consequences. Florida man is captured by Nazis, escapes and forms partisan group in the woods with a 14 year old child, assassinates high ranking general. Florida man stranded at sea, makes contact with extra-terrestrial life and cures a deadly disease. Florida man hired at mysterious agency, utilizes a stop sign to direct fish traffic, wants to go to a "Spaghetti Night" Florida man tears down folk museum, plays rich locals off each other, uses ill gotten gains to restore a caddilac. Florida man says his garden was "invaded by zombies", enlists the help of mentally ill neighbour and defends his home with aggressive plants. Florida man gets PhD in theoretical physics, causes the end of the world. Florida man tricks colourblind man to admit to murdering a woman being possesed by vengeful spirit. Florida man stranded on a tropical archipelago, CIA used him to take down dangerous pirating operations McMansion pierced by giant sword, local Florida man vows to "Restore order" by "Jumping on their heads" Florida man starts cookie bakery, crashes global economy. link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear7·3 years ago Florida man travels the world with 3 others to defeat an eldritch space horror from the past and his neighbour, succeeds Earthbound? link
minus-squareennuid [he/him]hexbear2·3 years agoMan can you make a cheat sheet some of these sound cool but I apparently don't know shit about games link
minus-squareennuid [he/him]hexbear2·3 years agoThe only one I got was a fucking phone game :thonk-cri: link
minus-squareGamer_time [he/him]hexbear2·3 years agoSure why not. special cheat sheet for epic Gamers :wink: Earthbound Oneshot Partisans 1941 Subnautica F.I.S.H. Teardown Plants vs. Zombies Half Life Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney "Trials and Tribulations" Far Cry 3 Super Mario RPG Cookie Clicker link
minus-squareIthorian [comrade/them, null/void]hexbear3·3 years ago Florida man tasked with changing a lightbulb, learns about Asimov’s three laws and their consequences. That's funny as hell link
minus-squareMiraculousMM [he/him, any]Mhexbear2·3 years ago Florida man gets PhD in theoretical physics, causes the end of the world. Half Life? link
Florida man travels the world with 3 others to defeat an eldritch space horror from the past and his neighbour, succeeds
Florida man tasked with changing a lightbulb, learns about Asimov's three laws and their consequences.
Florida man is captured by Nazis, escapes and forms partisan group in the woods with a 14 year old child, assassinates high ranking general.
Florida man stranded at sea, makes contact with extra-terrestrial life and cures a deadly disease.
Florida man hired at mysterious agency, utilizes a stop sign to direct fish traffic, wants to go to a "Spaghetti Night"
Florida man tears down folk museum, plays rich locals off each other, uses ill gotten gains to restore a caddilac.
Florida man says his garden was "invaded by zombies", enlists the help of mentally ill neighbour and defends his home with aggressive plants.
Florida man gets PhD in theoretical physics, causes the end of the world.
Florida man tricks colourblind man to admit to murdering a woman being possesed by vengeful spirit.
Florida man stranded on a tropical archipelago, CIA used him to take down dangerous pirating operations
McMansion pierced by giant sword, local Florida man vows to "Restore order" by "Jumping on their heads"
Florida man starts cookie bakery, crashes global economy.
Earthbound?
Right on the money! :sicko-ness:
Man can you make a cheat sheet some of these sound cool but I apparently don't know shit about games
The only one I got was a fucking phone game :thonk-cri:
Sure why not.
special cheat sheet for epic Gamers :wink:
Earthbound
Oneshot
Partisans 1941
Subnautica
F.I.S.H.
Teardown
Plants vs. Zombies
Half Life
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney "Trials and Tribulations"
Far Cry 3
Super Mario RPG
Cookie Clicker
You're a hero thank you lol
That's funny as hell
Half Life?
Yep!