I've spent hours trying to get Windows Update to, well, update. All that happens is I get a variety of errors. And - of course - there's no way to download the fucking shit manually. I have to navigate through Windows and click buttons over and over and hope that this time it actually works. I am so fucking tired of doing this. I'm a man. I'm not a trained organ grinder monkey performing for Microshit.

The next time I buy a desktop - it'll be an Apple or a Unix distro. I am so tired of this shit.