• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    The last time someone told me that I "should just try and be happy" I slammed my face into a nearby wall and laughed at them

    It was worth the pain to finally be like "You mean like this‽"

    That being said, don't hurt yourself to prove a point, I'm not a good role model

  • BigAssBlueBug [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    "I bought you a planner, surely this time you'll use it unlike the previous 16 ones that you've lost"