Because nobody asked me, that's why

Had to take a bunch of 10 year olds to one of these for a couple of years when I worked at the Boys and Girls Club

God, it was depressing

Especially watching the kids get all excited to hand out tickets for walking on "the grass"

The actual correct move is to put the cart in the police parking spot or failing that, the veteran spot

It's antisemitism to question why they would bury evidence!

They still have a little of that uncooked texture to them, so I think they're just patties that have been sitting out too long

And they got paid millions of dollars for this

Those are the grayest burgers I've ever seen

I spoofed a bunch of phone numbers and kept reporting him for hitting mailboxes and damaging property

Got him fired before I quit

Pretty much my exact reaction

Thank you for giving me a bit idea about The Lusty Argonian Socialist

Reminds me of the guy who I trained with at the Post Office

Wanted to open a wild animal shelter and rehab when he retired

Also thought we should have "finished the job" when it came to the Native Americans

Europeans: We're so much more cultured and civilized than those barbarians elsewhere

Also Europeans: Muslims can't cross pig shit, so we're dumping it everywhere

But is it mightier than the Beansword, or Bword?

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

Midwest

Under that veil of Minnesota nice beats the heart of some of the most vicious and demonic creatures known to God

I mean, after six months I was on the verge of hurting myself or someone else, so yeah

Full-on berserker rage, tossing shit all over the place, both figuratively and literally

Oh that probably would have made me snap

Brand recognition is a hell of a drug