Is that Ukrainian hit-list website still up?

Because I think it's about to get a sizable update

I mean, something did crash, but it probably wasn't an alien spacecraft

Odds are likely it was some sort of satellite or plane engine

I download them off the internet

So glad I usually miss the struggles because I'm out installing a mailbox or eating a hoagie

Excuse me

I like everyone

Things were better back then, he will bring the good times once more!

Pay no attention to the fact that things are worse now than then, there are brown people who need deporting!

Oh god, I'm getting shellshock flashbacks to that movie Bright

Yeah, violence is a tool just like any other

It requires the wisdom to know not just how to use it, but when to use it too

Not to but it would be nice to see some of the more prominent fash get clapped

Good for me, I have bypassed that particular limitation

Show

My farts are way louder and way longer than that

And they reek!

I'm talking about you have to leave the room to keep from just vomiting everywhere

Like I have something wrong with me!

honk

The main excuse is that collectively, we're like a bunch of cats all spread out

And even if we did get together and tried to so stuff, the average Joe is just going to call the cops on us, or shoot at us or drive a truck into us

I'm optimistic, but it's a measured optimism, knowing that it's a profoundly uphill battle

Nah, I just said "Fuck" while slouching down into my chair until my armpits hit the armrests

The word I used was four letters long as well, but far more vulgar

Stay safe out there

Godspeed and good luck

The Roger Moore James Bond movies are all kind of mid if you're expecting an action movie

They're more like live-action cartoons really