• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      16 days ago

      My farts are way louder and way longer than that

      And they reek!

      I'm talking about you have to leave the room to keep from just vomiting everywhere

      Like I have something wrong with me!

      • uSSRI [he/him]
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        16 days ago

        I like to say my toots are a cry for help from my body