Pres. Biden chats with child during signing of bills aimed at protecting first responders.
“Thank you for being here. You OK? Meet me after this, I can show you around the White House.”
I almost want to give him the benefit of the doubt, he's going senile for fuck's sake. Joe's not fucked up kid is dead, the one that's alive is a cooler chet hanks. Would genuinely feel sort of bad for old :biden-leftist: if he weren't a virulent racist content to ride the country farther into the meat grinder.
Kindly Grandpa Joe leads him away and gives him a private tour. They immediately go to the White House basement.
"Kid, kid - Do ya wanna go behind that secret, special door? There's stuff in the room."
"What kinda stuff?"
"My stamp collection. Let's go see..."
"The door looks weird."
The unusual door has a special handle that Joe excitedly turns. The door starts to auto-open
"Stand over here next to me. The door is big and heavy.
"It's really, really thick."
Joe's hands are on the boy's shoulders. "That's so the sounds don't get out. I mean - so the stamps are safe. Gotta keep the stamps safe."
They go in. Joe pushes the door a bit, and it starts auto-closing.
"This is the safest room in the White House. Chemical attack proof. And very private too. It's my favorite room. Ya like secrets, right?
The door closes and it auto-locks without a sound. Kindly Joe starts licking his lips. He just can't help it.
We need someone who can both run a country and hasn't eaten the fish.
