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"We're a community of Olive Garden fans" :michael-laugh: least deranged Americans

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    3 years ago

    you are buying the fever dream that you will totally own an actual olive garden when the people behind this buy out the company behind the restaurant chain

    im not kidding

    Stage 7: Use project funds to complete leveraged buyout of Darden Restaurants, Olive Garden’s parent company. Upon successful completion, all NFOG franchise owners will now own real Olive Garden franchises.

    • silent_water [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      ahh yes, after doing that they'll definitely make good on their promise to give you an olive garden that you definitely, totally own, we pinky swear.

      • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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        3 years ago

        “We‘re not gonna sell you ownership of this photograph at this point in time but in a few years we‘ll totally hand you ownership of a fucking restaurant despite having no legal obligation to do so just trust us on this one.“