Against all odds, the Hexbear Party is the vanguard of a successful revolution, and the users of this site are the Peoples' Commissars of the new government. What would that look like?
I was thinking about the Bolsheviks and how they were basically a bunch of weird nerds (especially Trotsky) who were mostly figuring things out as they went, and I thought that we're not much different.
Every now and then a random person who no one's ever heard of will walk into an important department, pretend to do work for a day or two, and then start screaming the n word for no reason at the weekly soviet. Everyone dragging them out looks utterly confused as they promise to do the same thing next week
There will be an entire labour camp full of people named John Kerry.
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Roughly a quarter of the people in the audience are doing the same thing but instead of shouting the N-word they're going to start a fight about something largely inconsequential like birthday cakes or whether it's ethical to wear a toupee
Oh don't you get me fucking started on birthday cakes.
Look if you don't agree that multi-layer cakes are bourgeois decadence available only to first world class traitors then you're a social fascist. I'm 99% sure that Trotsky wrote about this.
Toupees are a tool of PMC labor aristocrats to spread slavery under the banner of the Roman Catholic church to glowie DSA Karens
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A few people look confused. Most people just sigh and try to move on as quickly as possible to get back to the meeting