If you managed to avoid this until now, they're going to resent you for not getting it. They're going to give you odd looks as you walk down the street. They're going to consider you a traitor. How dare you not get this disease for your country? How dare you keep your immune system pure when everyone else is swimming in variants. They're going to hold you down and take turn spitting in your mouth. They're not going to rest until you share their misery as well. We will all sacrifice. We all must sacrifice. Douse the non-coughers with righteous sputum.