• SpasmodicColon [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    "folks, covid had wrecked this country and we need your votes. If you deliver me the senate here in Georgia, we'll have the votes to give every American a $2,000 stimulus check.

    Just show up to vote and we'll immediately get a bill on the docket for that $1,600.

    And when that $800 check shows up, the American people will once again be able to provide during this tough time. I mean, just think of what you can do with $400. Me? Well, I like me a big ol ice cream cone, and you sure can buy a lot of those with $200.

    But you gotta watch out for corn pop, if he sees you with that $25 check, woo boy he's gonna get cha.

    America, we will pull through this. Just remeber, vote blue, give us Georgia, and we look forward to you mailing in those checks for $100 to help fund us. God bless! "