It was at a Hardware store and these dudes were stealing power tools and he opened fire on their getaway vehicle. The news had some cop on saying how this was in his right because they pushed him on the way out.

    • Thorngraff_Ironbeard [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I just can’t rap my head around the thought process of “Someone is stealing the property of the massive corporation I work for, so I am going to put my own life and the life of everyone in this store to stop this from happening.”

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    How long have we been joking about Loss Prevention Assassains

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]M
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      3 years ago

      Unobtainium level health insurance. Available to the top 1% only. Uses military assets to ensure the highest level of quality rescue and treatment of valued VVIPs.

  • Budwig_v_1337hoven [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    getting closer to gatling guns emerging from ceiling vents whenever theft has been detected

    like in that netflix show about that ai hotel with some human side characters

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      In the future buying anything from a store will be like doing that Golden Gun puzzle from Goldeneye

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    Seen an AP guy get fired for just chasing a shoplifter out into the parking lot, I don't know what kind of medal fuckface here was thinking he was going to get.