russia holds a shocking secret the soviets spent decades hiding: the romanovs were never truly killed, rasputin used his sex magic to turn them into immortal swans, a secret he took with him to his grave

now evil soviet loyalist terrorists, hell-bent on revenge, have invaded the winter palace where the romswanovs have been in hiding. only one man can stop them, swanedict swanberbatch, grandson of alexandra and rasputins secret lovechild. can he defeat the evil soviet plot? can he tame the sex magic in his bloodline and undo rasputins curse to restore the romanovs to their rightful place on the throne? only one thing is for certain: now is no time for swanning around