"How did this American communist end up in charge of an institution he despises?"
I plop down awkwardly into a low-budget throne and have Prince Blimblam kneel down to be my footstool
"Is he ready to rule?"
I confidently hang up a phone. A British submarine rises from the sea and fires a missile towards Washington DC. We see the POTUS blaming Russia and then getting turned into a skeleton.
"Is he ready to learn?"
I open the Royal family album and it's all pictures of pedophilic crimes
"Is he ready to love?"
I'm on a date with an Engl*shwoman. It's going great. I lean into kiss her. She says something terfy. I snap my fingers and a guard in a funny hat bayonets her. We cut to a new date where you only see me. I'm laughing and tucking my hair behind my ear. The camera pans: my date is Xi Jinping.
"Coming soon to Freeform:"
DUP members sobbing in a military prison as a flag rises over a United Irish Republic
what if the queen dies and boris johnson is booted from tory leadership at the same time
And then they put me in charge!
king comrade
i'd watch it
"How did this American communist end up in charge of an institution he despises?"
I plop down awkwardly into a low-budget throne and have Prince Blimblam kneel down to be my footstool
"Is he ready to rule?"
I confidently hang up a phone. A British submarine rises from the sea and fires a missile towards Washington DC. We see the POTUS blaming Russia and then getting turned into a skeleton.
"Is he ready to learn?"
I open the Royal family album and it's all pictures of pedophilic crimes
"Is he ready to love?"
I'm on a date with an Engl*shwoman. It's going great. I lean into kiss her. She says something terfy. I snap my fingers and a guard in a funny hat bayonets her. We cut to a new date where you only see me. I'm laughing and tucking my hair behind my ear. The camera pans: my date is Xi Jinping.
"Coming soon to Freeform:"
DUP members sobbing in a military prison as a flag rises over a United Irish Republic
"King Comrade"
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I will reluctantly take the solemn position of Lady Protector of the British Commonwealth.