• Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    8 months ago

    If Mitch can break down and freeze several times a week, then our leaders do not give a fuck how able to do their jobs these people are

    • AOCapitulator [they/them]
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      8 months ago

      turns out their jobs, under this capitalist system designed to be this way, are really fucking easy to the point a literal braindead chairweight can do it for decades

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      "Yesterday, a guy came up to me - big - very big with muscles everywhere and he said 'Mr. President Trump, sir - you look young. So young! I can't believe it.' I feel young. Excellent genes so maybe 50. Could be 40? And look at other people. Biden - freeze guy. Big time freeze guy. Can't even say 'beer'. I can say it. 'Beer.' And Mitch - another freeze guy." For about five seconds Trump does a frozen Mitch impression. "But he did do what I want on the border so his brain is working on that in a good way. But Trump - never freeze. Always never freeze..."

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      I forgot about that guy. Normally he really tries to steal the spotlight with his particularly sadistic antics.

    • jabrd [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Right but this dude needs to win an election. It’s baffling that the Dems are choosing to run him a second time rather than have him bow out for his clear senility. Is there really no one in charge there and it’s just Biden walking into walls while a sea of lanyard-dick politicos follow him around?