• LiterallySatan [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I am not paying child support for whatever the fuck that is unless it winds up glassing Joe Biden.

  • Vampire [any]
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    3 years ago

    I hate unnecessary sequels, first Satan was a classic

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      The latest US ICBM first entered into service in the 1970s, so unironically this is probably more advanced than a lot of Western weapons.

      • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]
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        3 years ago

        lmao, theres a future where poorly maintained US warheads detonate in their silos when we try to launch them, and I am here for it

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Imagine a future where the US nuclear arsenal fails catastrophically because the floppy disks it runs off of have degraded.

          Okay now stop imagining, because we already live in that timeline.

  • P1d40n3 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Obviously NATO must now lose - it no longer has Satan by it's side.