I know it's just compulsive attention-seeking by a very sad, lonely manchild but still, lol. Lmao even.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Putin is a black belt in Judo

    I suddenly pictured Putin as the main antagonist of a Yakuza game and I could 100% see it being real

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      "Kiryu, the invasion of Ukraine was merely a ruse to draw you out. The Russian Federation's true interest is in seeing the supremacy of the Japanese underworld solely in the hands of the Omi Alliance. As we speak, thousands of Omi ground troops are swarming the Tojo clan headquarters, and soon there will be no other yakuza in Japan who do not answer to Osaka."

      Rips off 3 piece suit in a single tug, revealing badass, intricate back tattoo of a bear

      "But the Tojo clan can not fall so long as you stand, Kiryu Kazuma-san; which is why I must see to it personally that you must die."

      Kiryu wordlessly accepts Putin's challenge, throwing off his suit jacket and shirt in a single tug

      "The Dragon of Dojima can not survive the wrath of the motherland!"

      Both charge forward, fists raised, punching each other in the head at the same time

      VLADIMIR PUTIN

      PRESIDENT OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION