Cars are already a mindfuck to me. It just seems wrong that we all get places by screwing around with souped-up high-speed tractors. The only thing preventing you from dying at any given moment on the road is that some other chucklefuck is paying attention and doesn't want to die. They could just drive right into you. Nothing is really stopping them - what, like the paint on the ground? Make sure to steer your explosion-propelled carriage just right!