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  • MikeHockempalz [he/him]
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    3 年前

    Do you guys think rich people have a drug that gets rid of the plastic in their bodies? Like adrenochrome but for the trash built up in you instead of for aging

    • kristina [she/her]
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      3 年前

      Extremely expensive water filters and food sourced directly from the most remote mountains of Bhutan

      I'm not even joking about Bhutan btw it's a real fucking thing

    • jabrd [he/him]
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      3 年前

      The dude who created leaded gasoline died of lead poisoning trying to prove its safety

      • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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        3 年前

        nah, he put lead into petrol and was fine,
        he then invented CFCs a few years later lmao

        he died after he got polio, strangled by a machine of his own design lol
        thomas midgly jr. has had the most catastrophic effect on the environment by a single human

        • jabrd [he/him]
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          3 年前

          I thought he stuck his arms in a big tub of leaded gasoline on stage to prove it was safe and then later died from the lead poisoning. Was that some other idiot?

    • Socialcreditscorr [they/them,she/her]
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      3 年前

      On the bright side, if such a thing ever exists they will happily sell it to us peasants for the cheap price of 1000000$ per bottle forever. Isn't the medical industry great :agony-consuming: