They would mount a rescue for their Stolen Friend if they could, but their options are unfortunately limited, as they are statues.
Before we sink the island, we should return all of the stolen artifacts
Hoa Hakananai'a was also the most important of the Moais, because its believed its construction ended the huge inter-trival wars that devastated the island , which made the rapanui very angry, in 2018 the governor of easter island ask for the moai back and the BM spokeperson said they could " loan the statue" :ukkk:
They should agree to whatever deal to "loan" the statue and then just tell the british to fuck themselves when they ask for it back
You just know those fuckers would go to war to re-steal the statue, to make a point.
Ngl: It would be pretty hilarious to see a Moai flying from a helicopter.
They're not female presenting nipples so they do not need to be removed
– Tumblr staff, probably
On a mostly unrelated note. I think its kinda cool how even though there's only like 10000 rapa nui everyone knows what a moai looks like.
