• Slaanesh [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    How dem nuts feeling?

    Will your cum be like.... different texture or colour?

    Did you have trouble getting it booked? A buddy of mine was turned away a couple times (Early 30s, 1 kid) and gave up for now.

    How was the procedure?

    Did you pop a stiffy?

    Did you have one last sperm filled cummy?

    What's the healing time like?

    • CrimsonDynamo [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I feel like they undersold the pain a bit. There was a numbing shot that he had to give me a second dose of.

      I don't know.

      I had no trouble getting an appointment. They didn't hassle me about wanting kids or anything

      Procedure was relaxed considering. It took about a half hour. The doctor came in with a classic rock channel playing on his phone. I like that kind of music, so it was cool. I remembered from my consultation that he was ok with joking around, so we joked about the Tom Petty song "Free falling" being on... You know, "free balling"

      No boners. He taped my dick to my stomach, and put a bunch of surgical napkins over my junk.

      My wife and I had recent intercourse with no ceremony.

      Sounds like a couple of days of sitting around followed by about a week of taking it easy.

    • red_stapler [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Your cum doesn’t change as the only component being removed is the sperm.

      Cum will still have sperm until the rest of the vas is emptied out, so it could be a dozen times and they usually have you bring in a sample for the urologist to check before giving you the all clear.

    • CrimsonDynamo [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      A couple of days of sitting around, and I should be able to get back to normal next week

  • hi_communism_im_dad [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    At some point, I'll need to do this. Just very afraid of doctors and medical procedures, but it's such a simpler ordeal for me than for my wife.

    When you said they undersold the pain, do you mean during the procedure or during recovery? Makes me cringe just thinking about it.

    • CrimsonDynamo [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Both. The doctor said "the worst part is when I rip the tape off" referring to some tape that he used to hold my hog back. The worst part was that the second shot of numbing stuff didn't really take and he started going at it anyway. It kind of felt like getting kicked in the crotch, but not the initial shock. Just the dull ache that lingers. Today is the first full day of recovery and it still feels like that a bit. It's not the worst thing ever, but it's definitely more than I was expecting for some reason.

      Overall it's going to be worth it, but make sure you don't have plans for a couple of days

      • hi_communism_im_dad [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I hate when people say shot won't hurt and it does. Where was the shot at, precisely, if I may ask? I don't wanna be rude, not sure if AMA is literal.

        • CrimsonDynamo [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          It is literal. I encourage people to get the snip

          The shot was right in the bag, kind of on the underside. The first one wasn't bad, and the numbing went well. When he switched over to lefty, the shot hurt more than the other one, then the whole side hurt more. It wasn't unbearable, but I wasn't prepared for it based on how the Dr was talking..