Why in the fuck does there have to be an entire goddamn wall dedicated only to toothpaste?
I can understand if maybe there would be more than just one, for stuff like people with sensitive teeth n shit like that, but there does not need to be like a hundred different tubes of teeth cleaning goo, all claiming to do something super duper special that all the others don't.
You haven't lived until you've tried X-treme Tooth Blast for MEN in the Cool Sports flavor.
Sports tastes so good. I used the sports strength deodorant and I could literally feel like a running back’s armpits for the New York giants