They say: "I'm proud I worked to build affordable housing." like, I'm certain this means they build "affordable" units under our current laws assists just a fraction of those in need, not obligated to keep them affordable, its basically landlording

They say: "Protect LGBT and womens rights" Oh yea that's working out really great.

They say: "Work to get affordable healthcare." ya? How much pharma stocks did they buy in 2020? Or in on the insurance firms.

They say: "Support small businesses." like ha ha my guy good one. Yall gonna let me rent a storage closet for my mop and bucket?? Holy shit these motherfuckers.

They feel like 90s era Clinton campaign adds on the kids channel.

Is this just Kyrsten Sinema in 6 different masks?

Did they clone six Pete Buttercups and dress him in different outfits like 'Master of Disguise'

Are they all digital deep-fakes cooked up in the Amazon Counter-union Intelligence Centre?

Did Vic Berger edit these ads? Damn they all so goofy!