To: Elon
Subject: Headcount Reductiongimme ur fucken head u freak :gui:
To: Elon
We will be removing the CEO as they are redundant and do not contribute to the building of cars, solar or battery packs.
Your Mom
To be fair a lot of the PMC roles like managers and lawyers are pretty useless.
Elon Musk was asking for Lawyers to DM resumes.
When you're a billionaire sex pest and have a company that needs to intimidate workers, lawyers aren't useless.
He won't fire those. He'll fire engineers that are sorely needed to make his products not shit or ship within 5 years of when he promised, I guarantee you.
God his writing is so pretentious. He needs to throw in clunky synonyms.
If he actually drives his own car, it would be kinda funny if the lithium battery fire thing happened to him. You know, as like, schadenfreude. Might actually be the only possible outcome to get the people ceaselessly licking his taint to recognize him as a fucking lecherous clown.
Fuck I hate him
