What will I do with all of my slurp juices now? :(
:dprk-soldier: :xinternet: HACK THE PLANET :programming-communism: :dprk-soldier:
(of the apes) :kelly:
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my NFTs... And my Dogecoin... even my Slurp Juice... The crypto I've lost... the apes I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our Abraham Lincoln ape with his face peeling off smoking a giant blunt!
You’re laughing. My tokens have been funged and you’re laughing.
i have taken
the apes
that were in
your walletand which
you were probably
saving
for hlodingso much depends
upona red wheel
barrowglazed with rain
wateroh fuck
all my apes goneyou must have known
you were wrong
when your fingers
were dipped inside my wallet
searching for slurp juice
that would not come for you
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what dope ape, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be gone?
I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on thy Apes, ye Mighty, they're fucking gone! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
They say that there was so much "right click -> Save As"ing that a thousand USB mice died that day.
