when our time comes, we'll make no excuses for the spooning :stalin-feels-good:

First ideology to kill 1 marxillion people. I was clapping and shouting and crying and shitting myself when Stalin says "it's marxism time" and marxes all over those Ukraynyans.

Ralph: I heard your Soviet Premier went into a country and ate all the grain in that country and they had to close the country

Lisa: Stalin might not have been perfect, but he's not some sort of grain-eating monster

Stalin, driving past them in a grain truck chewing on a stalk of grain: Ooh, that's barley

Oh yes, Stalin's ass could clap