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Yeah, Sea Lions are obnoxious and destructive but not usually malicious. But Seals can be mean just for fun. They would make excellent early 2000s prank show hosts.
the intelligence of a toddler
Is that more or less intelligence than a cat?
It depends. If the toddler is trying to actively kill themselves, they are super smart AND fast. On the other hand, I'm told that some cats share a braincell, and if it's not their turn with it, then that's that.
It all depends on the frame of reference.
Not to mention that seal finger is horrific. Don't fuck with seals.
intelligence of a toddler and morals of a seagull
That's just a dog. Anyone with a dog knows this.