Can I just say that is awful advice. There's an easy way to save it:
"Tell me where you are and I'll give you a few good options to start with"
When the poster is clearly a hopeless beginner this kind of response is useless and overwhelming in information that they have no chance of understanding.
Wrong. The first step in gardening advice is to call someone a kkkracker
Yeah the muscle man from the meme wouldn't assume where the beanpole lives. He might live in the place whose past governments colonised wherever OP is assuming they all live.
A plant doesn't have to be native to benefit local ecosystem, parsley isn't native, but there's a local species of butterfly whose caterpillars love it.
Every single person in this meme makes me feel inadequate in almost every way, especially the top dude. Lol
