Mini golf is 100x more interesting as a game than normal golf is anyway. Normal golf is just whacking a ball through mostly empty fields of grass. Minigolf requires design and obstacles, and can have fun secret paths and shit. Plus it’s on a scale you can actually understand what’s going on.
Make minigolf the only legal form of golf and have reasonably sized courses built on reclaimed parking lots.
The obstacles can be animated statues of famous revolutionaries and thinkers
Imagine trying to putt your ball onto Stalin's big spoon so he'll eat it
Mini golf is 100x more interesting as a game than normal golf is anyway. Normal golf is just whacking a ball through mostly empty fields of grass. Minigolf requires design and obstacles, and can have fun secret paths and shit. Plus it’s on a scale you can actually understand what’s going on.
Mini golf is just giant billiards.