23 year old air conditioner broke, it is literally 95+ degrees in my home
somehow there are only like 3 or 4 (of the most common size) units left in the entire state of florida so i'm just waiting
please fucking shoot me, it would be a genuine kindness
failing that, any advice for not succumbing to heatstroke would be appreciated
it may not be as hot where you are but at least i can lay on the tile and do nothing
stay safe comrade.
or we can go for the mutual kill if that's not an option