This stuff just writes itself…
Incorrect inventory records, improper liquor licenses, and tens of thousands of bottles of alcohol reported as missing are among the deluge of problems found at the Michigan Liquor Control Commission, an audit found.
The 59-page review from the Office of the Auditor General found the MLCC lacking in its oversight over the purchase and sale of spirits in Michigan. At one point, the MLCC's inventory showed a negative inventory of nearly 900,000 bottles. […] In another instance, the state was left with more than 20,000 bottles of booze it could not sell or distribute to retailers.
Meanwhile, Kendall Jenner fans camp out in front of an Allen Park liquor store…? Nobody can ever explain to me why this is a thing, try as some may have.
It's crazy, !hic!, we juss losst it. !hic!