Checking on getting a monkey pox vaccine because well it's not bad yet but it probably will be. Local disease control board rules currently state your eligible only if you're a gay or bi man who has had sex with someone new in the last 2 weeks. Or maybe if you had contact with a spooky gay. Cool dudes glad this disease won't hit me since I'm not a man. Glad the codification of it's just a gay virus is underway.
Not that it matters anyway since they apparently only had 200 doses to give out.
That's kinda the plan. Ya my brother he is so gay. Like the gayest. He came home and told me he slept with 9 new people yesterday. Can I have vaccine please?