BEIJING—Warning the United States that the House Speaker would be spared, China reportedly threatened to retaliate Thursday for Nancy Pelosi’s trip to Taiwan by letting her return safely. “Should Nancy Pelosi follow through with her planned trip to Taiwan, China will be forced to take the hostile measure to weaken…
  • a_fanonist_hexagon [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Nooooooooooooooo come on dude just let me see drone video of a flaming American supercarrier just one come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Watching combat footage of Pelosi's plane burning and cracking like an egg when it hits the water on repeat, cackling maniacally as mushroom clouds appear on the horizon.

  • Swoosegoose [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "At press time, Chinese leadership was tested in their resolve to keep Pelosi alive after hearing her speak." They never miss