:fidel-wut: even is this?

  • VenetianMask [any]
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    2 years ago

    In this household we only eat candies that have expressed either a male or female gender identity. Don't let me see you with a snicker's bar. We eat Mr Goodbar here. I like what I'm seeing from M&M's.

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Recently I asked for something without butter on it and I explained that it’s because I’m lactose intolerant and the guy went “oh I get it” and then did the limp wrist gay thing and dude I was just so baffled I didn’t know how to respond. Like you’re not wrong, but how could you tell that I fuck men based on that??

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Gluten-free antifa caramel sounds good and also won't flare up my IBS.

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    We don't fucking have trick-or-treaters anymore these right wing guys don't even let their children go outside in the first place. "Trunk or treating" my ass...

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    lol what's the point this is making? It can't be "think of the children", since the children are clearly the ones asking for lgbt representation here.

    • OfficialBenGarrison [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Gay is bad and since society was slightly less mean to them, gay people will annoy us with their minding-their-own-business as revenge for us constantly trying to kill them.

      Honestly, boomer religious nutjobs deserve to be forced to scroll through r/atheism.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It is probably a subtle chud craving for committing "corrective" violence on children. :grillman:

  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    Who asks for specific candy when trick or treating?

    You keep like a big fuckoff bowl of mixed candy that you grab handfuls out of.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

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  • OfficialBenGarrison [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "DAE anyone who make Jesus sad le icky TUMBLR!?!?!?!?!"

    Boomers and redditors have identical humor.

    • AllCatsAreBeautiful [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I've been sprinkling flour into every batch of caramel produced by the Mars candy company for the last 10 years. Surprise, liberals!