Woman called the police when she found man (32-year-old Tyson CFO, John Tyson) passed out in her bed; said she didn’t know him.

Police were unable to rouse him.

He is the son of the Chairman of Tyson and it was his first week on the job.

The news anchor (the woman in the photo above) said, and I quote, “my heart goes out to him.”

Also note the chyron doesn’t reflect what actually happened.

Edit- from a news article:

She told dispatchers that she believes the front door was left unlocked and that is how he gained entry. Upon arrival, police located Tyson in the back bedroom with his clothes in front of the bed and identified him through his driver’s license.

  • Jew [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Did a search on this guy and found out his family's big philanthropic cause was creating the "Tyson Center for Faith-Friendly Workplaces" at the Walton (Walmart) School of Business at the University of Arkansas. Super cool way to spend your money made off horrible business practices selling "chicken" and exploiting labor. Also, the shareholders already sued the company for appointing this failson CFO.

  • fishnwhistle420 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Break into a woman’s house, take off your clothes and get into bed with her and the charge is public intoxication? Wtf

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Police with almost any crime: we will charge you based on nothing and figure out why you're guilty later.

      Police with potential SA: eh we have reasonable doubts here's a misdemeanor instead.

      • theother2020 [comrade/them, she/her]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        It’s unclear at this point. The news segment I saw live said he was “in her bed.” There was only one Fox News article available when I posted this. It mentions he was “in her bed” but also mentions he was in a “back bedroom” - which technically being in her house also makes it her bed, but a different connotation.

  • aFairlyLargeCat [he/him]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    “Yes officer, I just woke up and found him at the bottom of the stairs with a broken neck”

    :sicko-yes:

        • Nephrony [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Anyone working for Tyson foods has done more evil that can be comprehended. This man is responsible for so many deaths that its difficult to conceive.

          Tyson foods kills 5 million chickens per day, every day. That's 60 chickens per second every hour of the day

          If if you're not vegan and don't consider killing a chicken to be wrong think how bad you would feel if you hit a chicken with your car, and then imagine driving over 60 chickens per second for decades on end.

          Any possessions this man has are stained with blood, his soul is black and he deserves every bad thing that happens to him

          • theother2020 [comrade/them, she/her]
            hexagon
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            edit-2
            2 years ago

            Caught this stat clearly expressed in a WSJ article published today. Makes me think the author might be vegan.

            spoiler

            Tyson, which slaughters and processes around 37 million chickens and hundreds of thousands of hogs and cattle each week, this fall has overhauled its management team, shifting several executives into new roles.
            link

  • Quimby [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    wait, this is too funny. I was reading about him today for entirely unrelated reasons, and posted here about the nepotism. And then this shit happens. lmaooo.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Excited to read the book, written by his mom, about how to raise successful children.