I need to impress this hot annoying guy. No, being honest is not an option, don't be naive.

I'm an INFP, by the way.

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Just ask him his favorite pony, and argue that the best pony is actually somepony else. By the end of the argument he will be madly in love with you, but also loathe the sight of you, which will lead to incredible sex.