TL;DR: Musk has 23 kids and NDAs with (most or all of) the mothers because he wants them to be his Mars scions well I finally fiinished the rest of the article and I got trolled where I got this from, it doesn't say that. I'm sorry
this was what :will-fancy: was speculating about in the last listenable Chapo episode
jesus fucking christ
Doesn't end there. He also once got into an argument over the naming of his children, revealing that the names "were chosen carefully considering the existing research on what names are correlated with success. Specifically, based on the research we were optimizing for names that had explosive consonants, were unusual .. , were masculine .. , and that were associated with either power or positions of power." His comments were deleted by the subreddit mods and are still visible on his profile.
Also tried to shill his relationship advice book on /r/teenagers. Comment was also deleted by the subreddit mods, and is still visible on his profile.
I might be way off base but as soon as Titan is old enough to get called "Titty" she'll probably demand a name change