Breaking news, there's this hot new trend in financial journalism called "zombie writing."

When it's a slow news day, the author writes about something that's literally always been the case and then adds "Millennials are doing X and that's new and scary".

Symptoms of "zombie writing" can include drooling, extreme fatigue, and a lack of financial income.

  • AHopeOnceMore [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Think about what you can do to improve the customer experience, then deliberately let the moment pass, watch it and chuckle as it drifts by.