Sorry this level of brain broken will never not be funny

Physics teacher: "The electrical force that repels the bottom of your foot from the surface of the earth is greater than the gravitational attraction between the entire earth and yourself".

Me: 😲

Edit: I guess it's more correct to say "equal to", rather than "greater" since you're static.

Ocean's heavier than hair

Gravity strong, but static charge stronger.

gravity is cringe (compared to the electro-weak and strong forces)

if gravity was 33 orders of magnitude stronger we'd be having a bad time right now