Here's mine, from a holiday gathering with chuds in my extended family (CW: ableism):
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"Wokeism is so deranged that it's making everyone else crazy! Look at E-L-O-N! He was trying to save humanity(tm) and designing rockets but now he's unhinged because the wokes are that much crazier!" :grillman:
You heard it here first. The reason E-L-O-N is showing his whole ass to the world right now is because of the Wokes(tm). :galaxy-brain:
I’ve been off Facebook and Twitter for five days now… please, please hold your applause. The wildest thing I’ve heard since then is a coworker complaining that the Hulu series “The Bear” is bad because it’s too long and includes too much backstory.