Here's mine, from a holiday gathering with chuds in my extended family (CW: ableism):
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"Wokeism is so deranged that it's making everyone else crazy! Look at E-L-O-N! He was trying to save humanity(tm) and designing rockets but now he's unhinged because the wokes are that much crazier!" :grillman:
You heard it here first. The reason E-L-O-N is showing his whole ass to the world right now is because of the Wokes(tm). :galaxy-brain:
Just yesterday I was listening to NPR and we got to hear a summary of the recent disasters and torments visited upon Haiti... given by a journalist living in Miami, FL. It was about a shitty as you think, and mentioned nothing about about WHY Haiti was so poor and dominated by bad politics in the first place.