Here's mine, from a holiday gathering with chuds in my extended family (CW: ableism):

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"Wokeism is so deranged that it's making everyone else crazy! Look at E-L-O-N! He was trying to save humanity(tm) and designing rockets but now he's unhinged because the wokes are that much crazier!" :grillman:

You heard it here first. The reason E-L-O-N is showing his whole ass to the world right now is because of the Wokes(tm). :galaxy-brain:

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    2 years ago

    When I was in kindergarten I didn’t know what the word “tardy” meant at some point I just knew it was bad and I told some kid he was “being tardy” bc he was being an asshole.