Just so we're clear here Karen... the USA will NOT incur God's wrath for genociding the native people and taking their land, or enslaving millions and subjecting them to humiliation beyond words, or killing millions in the global south just so the rich can have unhindered access to cheap resources and labor. No no no, none of that. God will judge this nation and cleanse it with righteous fire because some water ride for families from Tulsa is gonna get shut down to remove some stuff that's racist.
Right, OK, boy I'm sure glad your religion isn't just totally made up anything, because that all just makes too much sense.
It was pretty weird that the one of the biggest, most exciting rides was based on Song of the South, I'm surprised they didn't change it earlier
There's nothing there saying "hey this is based on a 1930s movie featuring racist depictions of black people" but someone will probably bring it up while waiting on line. From a pure PR standpoint they should've put Elsa there years ago
It wasn't supposed to be one of the best rides in the park, they just accidentally put a team really good at ride design in charge
Racism aside, even when I was a kid I thought splash mountain sucked
Now that Jurassic Park water ride at Universal, that shit was dope as fuck
:geordi-no: racist puppet shows
:geordi-yes: Animatronic dinosaurs
The smell of the water at the Jurassic Park ride:geordi-yes:
So nostalgic
Wait until these freaks get a load of my new erotic themed water park for adults called "Golden Showers". "Splash Mountain" will burn a bible up.
Honestly, just change some of the animatronics. It's due for an update anyways. Definitely one of the longest running dark rides/log flumes in the world at this point.
The oldest one has been redesigned like 15 times lol
Sick of these stupid death cult fucks. Wish they'd grow some balls and drink their Kool aid already
"Song of the South", IIRC. A movie that portrays slaves as generally being happy and carefree.
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