• ennemi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Most people milk cows .... Chuck Norris can milk bulls!

  • ennemi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Is Chuck Norris a United States citizen?? No. The United States is a Chuck Norris citizen

  • ennemi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Donald J. Trump... Trumps ass is now on jupiter!

  • ennemi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    When Chuck Norris farts, he breaks the speed barrier of sound

  • ennemi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Hafthor Bjornsson can deadlift 1104lbs... Chuck Norris can deadlift Hafthor Bjornsson

    • LemonGrease [she/her, pup/pup's]
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      2 years ago

      Not the sounds or musics of the games just the sounds of the loud ass spinning of the disc because chucn is a real freak right