Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun. Come right now, don't walk. Run!

Quark is shady and all, but the abuse he lays on his staff is pretty typical small-business-tyrant shit. A shift at Quark's is probably pretty comparable to a shift at McDonalds, but at McDonald's there's no chance your boss is gonna get distracted for a couple hours playing a game of chula.