Most courageous Zionist
During the BLM protests, I had a libertarian roommate who was tuned into all the local right-wing militia shit. He was convinced that Antifa had taken over the highways around Denver and was executing anyone driving a truck while burning any horse trailer with the horses inside. His plan was to drive around Denver in his car- a subcompact- with all of his guns hoping they would carjack him so he could go monkey. Another libertarian roommate wanted to borrow an AR-15 to stand in front of the small businesses of a town with one stoplight, no socialists within 10 miles, and 0.6% of the residents identifying as black on the 2020 census. When Antifa stormed that town, he could make a final stand for the businesses that wouldn't hire him because he's a convicted felon.
Right-wingers are so fucking pathologically dependent on feeling persecuted. The only way they can redeem themselves for their irredeemable failures as humans is to martyr themselves, but they're so scared of their enemy that they think anyone there will think they're a serious enough person to attack or engage with at all. I wanted those roommates to drive around perfectly normal highways and stand on perfectly normal streets holding a gun so that they and everyone around them could see how pathetic they look. The videos of Zionists walking through Gaza protests screaming and shitting themselves are a level of cringe that can only dimensionally exist as that diamond thing from Interstellar. Eventually they're going to start self-immolating as a protest against nobody setting them on fire.
During the BLM protests, I had a libertarian roommate who was tuned into all the local right-wing militia shit. He was convinced that Antifa had taken over the highways around Denver and was executing anyone driving a truck while burning any horse trailer with the horses inside. His plan was to drive around Denver in his car- a subcompact- with all of his guns hoping they would carjack him so he could go monkey. Another libertarian roommate wanted to borrow an AR-15 to stand in front of the small businesses of a town with one stoplight, no socialists within 10 miles, and 0.6% of the residents identifying as black on the 2020 census. When Antifa stormed that town, he could make a final stand for the businesses that wouldn't hire him because he's a convicted felon.
I can't even tell if this is real or a Hexbear bit
Libertarian willing to lay down his life to defend small business tyrants who won’t hire him because of his CP convictions is almost too on the nose.
No no, here's the kicker that's too on the nose.
He was a military cop. He was discharged for domestic abuse, his felony conviction I didn't know about when the landlord moved him into the house without us being able to interview him.
Then he had the 19 year-old girlfriend as a 31 year-old with a very questionable timeline of when they met. She moved in too.
That other libertarian roommate? Diesel mechanic in the Army National Guard, overnight security guard who bought into every gruntstyle commodity fetish out there. 18 year-old fiancee that he immediately impregnated at 27. She moved in too.
Both of those partners were raised in fanatically Christian mountain communities and had never left their hometowns before. They adopted the politics of my roommates and fetishised being tradwives.
that worm Rittenhouse lived the actions those roommates wanted to do
Fuck, when Obama was president and there'd be some natural disaster big enough that the residents of the devastated towns would be relocated to temporary housing elsewhere, the right wingers where calling it forced removal to concentration camps.
Totally real. $450/mo to live 10 minutes from the mountains in cattle country means you have your choice of unabombers for roommate.
They see a predominantly nonwhite movement and they don't like it. They want the uppity browns to sit down and shut up. It drives them up the wall that they can't carpet bomb them like "Israel" does.
He was convinced that Antifa had taken over the highways around Denver and was executing anyone driving a truck
I wish he had elaborated on it more. Multiple interstates with a speed limit of 55-75mph were blockaded by Antifa, it caused a traffic jam severe enough to allow them to torch every truck they see but not severe enough to show up on traffic cams, and despite that roommate being in the national guard he wasn't mobilised for the mass murder riot surrounding the capital and choking off its federal roads. I had gone to the Denver BLM protest a couple days before and was so underwhelmed by how civil and defanged it was. The scariest thing I saw was a guy selling hotdogs he grilled next to a tent with no refrigerator in sight.
I am constantly wishing the left were as cool and powerful as the right thinks we are.
The scariest thing I saw was a guy selling hotdogs he grilled next to a tent with no refrigerator in sight.
Right-wingers are so fucking pathologically dependent on feeling persecuted.
In kkkristianity, being persecuted is a sign of righteousness. Where kkkristians are culturally hegemonic, this manifests in inventing persecution.
So do they tbh, it's the only thing that would make them feel affirmed.
He's trying to get the fash to walk through the pro-Palestine protesters and to get the cops an excuse to fuck with them.
