For the dunk tank I would like to submit whoever designed the fire alarm (or some other device) that has been chirping loooudly every 15 seconds for the past day. Probably has low batteries. I guess whichever of my neighbours is in charge of it isn't home to notice.
I will assume it's a smoke detector or other legitimate safety device and not something stupid.
It makes sense to alert rather than silently failing but how about every few minutes rather than multiple times every minute.
This is good intentions gone bad so I think on topic but I will accept cancellation.
shit that reminds me i still need to replace my smoke alarm after the last one did that
oh, i ripped off the back panel and disconnected the wiring so i could get back to sleep
also a shoutout to the dude who fucked up my elematary schools fire alarm and caused it to go off like ten times in two weeks or so (not sure how often exactly and in what period, it's been a while)