Rest easy fellow patriots, the Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade will no longer be terrorizing our skies with their $12 pico balloons after being annihilated by our big, beautiful $400,000 sidewinder missiles.

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    $400,000 sidewinder missiles

    Imagine if that money was instead given as grant to meteorology hobby groups in Illinois, instead of using that money to blow up their shit.