Rest easy fellow patriots, the Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade will no longer be terrorizing our skies with their $12 pico balloons after being annihilated by our big, beautiful $400,000 sidewinder missiles.

  • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Apparently the one over Lake Huron took 2 Siderwinders to shoot down, implying they somehow missed a stationary balloon the first time. Which frankly means the balloon won.