• UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Andy Ogles

    international sex crimes expert

    This is it. Some prank show host is gonna jump out of my wardrobe any moment now.

    • cawsby [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      Surprise! You lost your right to contraception!

      • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        We've obtained an automatic warrent for your VISA card. Reports you bought contraception outside of the state in an attempt to subvert our breeding laws. This is classified as a felony 1st class pre-murder for killing potential life.

        You are now subjected to 15 years maximum security prison and now in the custody of GEO-McDonald's-Douglas-Nestlé Group, SA.

        Your bank account, house shall be liquidated to fund county police operations, and other purposes.

        You are an unfit mother. Your existing children are placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

  • cawsby [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    2 years ago

    Absolute clown show in Congress right now.

    • Commander_Data [she/her]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      In defense of dems, they could have dug up all the dirt on this guy and showed it to voters and he still would have been elected. Santos, too. You could really say the same about most Democrats, too. All most of this country cares about is winning elections.

      • TillieNeuen [she/her]
        ·
        2 years ago

        True, it really is remarkable though how little effort they have to put into keeping up appearances though.

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      They only oppo left candidates and have a standing strategy of playing existential chicken by boosting the most far right ridiculous candidates in the Republican party like Trump.

  • Shoegazer [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Critical support to anti work politicians lying on their resume to get an easy job

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I can't even mock the concept of "meritocracy" anymore. I'm tired. :manhattan: